Monday, July 25, 2011

Additional Scripts Ordered For Bob's Burgers

 

Fox has increased the show's second season to 22 episodes.

July 25, 2011
Fox announced some good news to Bob's Burgers fans at this year's Comic Con convention in San Diego. The network has increased its order for the second season of the animated comedy by nine episodes, bringing the total to 22.
Newly added to Fox's "Animation Domination" Sunday night line up in January, Bob's Burgers has fared reasonably well in the ratings, averaging a 2.3 in the coveted adults 18-49 demographic. The show aired 13 first-season episodes and was renewed back in April for 13 more. This new order will now give its second season a full 22 to work with.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

South Park Renewed For Seasons 16 and 17

Comedy Central plans to keep the animated series around through at least 2013.

July 20, 2011
Fans of South Park will be relieved to know that the long-running animated series will be sticking around for a while yet. Comedy Central has confirmed that show creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are signed on to the series through 2013. That will keep the show on the air for at least Seasons 16 and 17.
This news comes as South Park gets ready to resume the second half of its 15th season, which kicks off a run of seven new episodes starting Wednesday, October 5 at 10:00pm.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Love Bites Officially Cancelled

 
NBC has confirmed that the struggling series will end this week.

July 19, 2011
NBC has confirmed that freshman series Love Bites has been officially cancelled. While initial reports pointed to the network shelving the show's last episode, word is now that the final episode will indeed air this Thursday at 10:00pm.
Love Bites has seen its share of struggles since its inception. The romantic comedy was originally planned to air during the 2010-2011 television season, but was met with production issues along the way that included retooling the format of the show. When the series finally premiered last month, low viewership sealed its fate. After earning a modest 1.0 rating in the adults 18-49 demographic over its first three episodes, it fell to a meager 0.7 for its last three.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Project Runway Returns In July For Season 9

The long-running design competition kicks off July 28 on Lifetime.

Project Runway fans take note. The design competition is returning for its ninth season next month starting Thursday, July 28 at 9:00pm ET/PT on Lifetime. In a press release from the network, it states there will be 20 designers this time around - more than ever before - facing inventive challenges and unexpected eliminations as they vie for the top prize of $100,000.
Host Heidi Klum is returning once again along with mentor Tim Gunn, as well as judges Michael Kors and Nina Garcia. Guest designers and judges for Season 9 include Kim Kardashian, Christina Ricci, Zoe Saldana, and Malin Akerman.

Monday, June 13, 2011

The Killing Renewed For Season 2

Solid ratings have earned the freshman crime drama a second season.

June 13, 2011
AMC has ordered a second season of its new hit series The Killing. The news comes just under a week before the critically acclaimed crime drama wraps its freshman season.
The show has fared well for the network since premiering in early April, averaging roughly 2 million viewers each week. Its premise involves the investigation into the murder of a young girl, with each episode representing one day in the aftermath of the crime.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Season 5 Confirmed For Jersey Shore

The show will return to New Jersey for its fifth season.

June 7, 2011
MTV has confirmed that Jersey Shore will be returning for a fifth season. The news comes after the network announced an August 4 premiere date for the upcoming Season 4. Ahead of the premiere, a one-hour special chronicling the series' rise will air on Thursday, July 28.
Since becoming a breakout hit in 2009, Jersey Shore has been filming two seasons a year, alternating between New Jersey and a new setting. The show's second season followed the group to Florida, while the upcoming fourth will take place in Italy. Season 5 will be set once again back in familiar Seaside Heights for the third time.
In recent weeks, the series has been making headlines for its current production issues in Italy. Before cameras even started rolling, the cast was banned from being filmed drinking in public areas. And more recently, Nicole Polizzi - aka Snooki - had an auto accident with Italian police.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

CBS 2011 Fall TV Premiere: How To Be A Gentleman

If couples-comedies were the recent TV trend, manly-comedies may be the next big thing. ABC Has Man Up and Last Man Standing and coming to CBS’ primetime line-up is How To Be A Gentleman, a comedy about a man trying to adjust his polite demeanor in order to be a “real man.”

Is being a gentleman a thing of the past? That seems to be what How to be a Gentleman is suggesting or at the very least, exploring in this new comedy, which stars David Hornsby and Kevin Dillon. From CBS’ synopsis below, the humor and hopefully, the best of the story will come from Hornsby and Dillon’s characters’ clashing behavior. I’m of the opinion that Kevin Dillon has always been the funniest and most entertaining aspect of HBO’s Entourage, so I’ll be checking this one out when it premieres next fall. Victory!!!

Here’s CBS’ synopsis for the show and we’ll post video(s) if/when the network makes it available.


HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN, inspired by the book of the same name, is a comedy about the unlikely friendship between a traditional, refined writer and an unrefined personal trainer. Andrew Carlson (David Hornsby) is an etiquette columnist whose devotion to ideals from a more civilized time has lead to a life detached from modern society.

Infectiously optimistic, Bert Lansing (Kevin Dillon) is a reformed "bad boy" from Andrew's past who inherited a fitness center, but can still be rude, loud and sloppy. When Andrew's editor, Jerry (Dave Foley), tells him to put a modern, sexy twist on his column or be fired, he hires Bert as a life coach in the hopes of learning to be less "gentle man" and more "real man."

Andrew's mom, Diane (Nancy Lenehan), and his bossy sister, Janet (Mary Lynn Rajskub), support the plan, as would Janet's husband, Mike (Rhys Darby), if he was allowed to have an opinion. Though Andrew and Bert's views may be centuries apart, they may find they're each other's missing link. David Hornsby (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia), Adam Chase (Friends), Ted Schachter (The Invention of Lying), Joe Hipps and Modi Wiczyk are executive producers for CBS Television Studios.

How To Be A Gentleman will air on Thursday (8:30-9 p.m..) on CBS starting Fall 2011.

CBS 2011 Fall TV Premiere: A Gifted Man

Fans of Medium and Ghost Whisperer may find the premise of CBS’ new drama series A Gifted Man interesting. The series, which CBS has scheduled to air on Friday nights this fall, follows a successful surgeon whose life and perspective on his career changes drastically when his deceased ex-wife begins visiting him from the afterlife.

He sees dead people! (It’s not a dated joke. It’s retro…) Dr. Michael Holt (Patrick Wilson) actually just sees one dead person. According to CBS’ synopsis below, his deceased ex-wife Anna (Jennifer Ehle) shows up and begins encouraging him to help out at the clinic where she once worked. It’s there that he begins to see things from a new perspective. Julie Benz (Dexter, No Ordinary Family) is set to play Michael’s sister. I’m glad to see she’s set up in a new series, though it’s still disappointing that No Ordinary Family didn’t last more than a season.

A GIFTED MAN is a drama about a brilliant, charismatic surgeon whose life changes forever when his deceased ex-wife begins teaching him the meaning of life from the "hereafter."

Michael Holt (Patrick Wilson) is an exceptional doctor who lives a materialistic life of luxury thanks to his work-obsessed career and powerful and wealthy patients; however, Michael's ordered world is rocked when his ex-wife, Anna (Jennifer Ehle), an idealistic free-clinic doctor and the love of his life, mysteriously appears to him. Michael's off-beat sister, Christina (Julie Benz), a single mom to her teenaged son, Milo (Liam Aiken), is thrilled that Anna's back in her brother's life, even as an "illusion," because Michael was always a better person with her.

Curious about Michael's sudden change in behavior is his efficient assistant, Rita (Margo Martindale). When Anna asks Michael to go to her clinic to help keep it running, he meets Autumn (Afton Williamson), a volunteer carrying on Anna's work with the underprivileged. Touched by those in need and accepting of Anna's compassionate "presence," Michael's attitude toward serving the rich and poor is turned upside down, and he begins to see that there's room in his life for everyone. Academy Award nominee Susannah Grant (Erin Brockovich), Academy Award winner Jonathan Demme (The Silence of the Lambs), Sarah Timberman, Carl Beverly and Neal Baer (ER) are executive producers for CBS Television Studios.


A Gifted Man will air on Friday (8-9 p.m.) on CBS starting Fall 2011.

The CW Announces 2011-2012 Primetime Schedule: Sarah Michelle Gellar Returns, And More.

Today the CW announced their primetime lineup for the 2011-2012 season, and don't worry-- unlike all the other network announcements that have happened this week, this one won't take long to read. Because they only program two hours a night and have no half-hour long shows, the CW schedule is pretty short, despite the fact that they've added a remarkable 4 new shows to the lineup. Though we learned in February about three pilots they had ordered, only one, Hart of Dixie, made it to the lineup. Other new shows include Ringer, which marks Sarah Michelle Gellar's return to television as a woman running away from the Mob, and H8R, a reality series that forces people to meet celebrities they hate. Yup, it's the CW all right.

Check out the lineup below, and come back later today for more details on all the new shows.

The CW FALL 2011-12 SCHEDULE
(*New programs in UPPER CASE; all times ET)

MONDAY
8-9 p.m. – Gossip Girl
9-10 p.m. – HART OF DIXIE

TUESDAY
8-9 p.m. – 90210
9-10 p.m. – RINGER

WEDNESDAY
8-9 p.m. – H8R
9-10 p.m. -- America's Next Top Model

THURSDAY
8-9 p.m. – The Vampire Diaries
9-10 p.m. -- THE SECRET CIRCLE

FRIDAY
8-9 p.m. – Nikita
9-10 p.m. – Supernatural

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior Is Cancelled

May 17, 2011
CBS has canceled Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior after one season on the air. The spin-off series starred Forest Whitaker and premiered in February of this year as a mid-season replacement.
The show struggled in the ratings during its freshman season, failing to capitalize on its Wednesday time slot following the original Criminal Minds, which is now in its sixth season.
At this point 11 of Suspect Behavior's scheduled 13 episodes have aired, and the remaining two are still slotted to run on May 18 and 25.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Sky1 announces new comedy "Spy"

Sky1 has announced that it has ordered a new comedy called Spy.

The show stars Darren Boyd as a single father called Tim who quits his job in an attempt to impress his 9-year-old son Marcus (Jude Wright). However, Tim's life is shaken up when he is accidentally recruited as a trainee at MI5. He ends up having to balance his family life with his new career and struggles to keep it a secret. Boyd recently starred in Whites and Case Sensitive and has also worked in shows including Dirk Gently and Green Wing.

The six-part series will also star My Family's Robert Lindsay as Tim's boss The Examiner, Dolly Wells as his ex-wife Judith, Tom Goodman-Hill as Judith's boyfriend Philip, and Mathew Baynton as Tim's friend Chris. Elsewhere, Rebekah Staton will play Tim's fellow spy Caitlin, who is a possible love interest, while Rosie Cavaliero will star as an "obsessive" social worker called Paula.

Sky's head of comedy Lucy Lumsden said: "In Spy we have an exciting young cast and a brilliant new writer in Simeon Goulden. It is the first of several new British comedies aimed at a family audience to sit alongside our fantastic US lineup including Modern Family, The Middle and The Simpsons."

Meanwhile, the show's executive producer Jimmy Mulville said that Spy is "one of the funniest and strangest takes on the family comedy", adding: "Dysfunctional doesn't begin to do it justice!"

Spy is expected to air in the autumn on Sky1.

"Family Guy", "Cleveland Show" renewed by Fox.


Family Guy and The Cleveland Show have been renewed for an additional season.

The animated Seth MacFarlane series will get a tenth and fourth season respectively, as confirmed by Fox via an official statement on Monday.

"For nine seasons, our viewers have been cracked up, delighted, surprised and, at times, gloriously disturbed by the mind of Seth MacFarlane - and they keep coming back for more," said Fox President of Entertainment Kevin Reilly.

"The Griffins and the Browns have become cornerstones of our Sunday nights, and we can't wait to find out what new adventures Seth, Mike and Rich cook up for them next season."

Family Guy will air a special one-hour season finale on May 22 while The Cleveland Show will end its current season on May 15.

Fox's planned crossover between Family Guy, American Dad! and The Cleveland Show was recently postponed due to tornadoes which devastated the American Southern Midwest.

A comic book series based on Family Guy is due to launch this July.

"Walking Dead" team 'anxious' for Stephen King

Robert Kirkman has offered an update on Stephen King's potential contribution to The Walking Dead television series.

Speaking to The Hollywood Reporter, the creator of the original Image Comics title discussed the rumours of the legendary horror writer penning an episode of the show.

"That's been discussed a little bit," he said. "Everyone involved on both sides of that are very anxious to make that happen; AMC is excited; [Creator/executive producer/director] Frank Darabont is excited; I'm excited. I know Stephen King and [his son and fellow writer] Joe Hill are excited. We'll see if we can make that come together. I can neither confirm nor deny."

He once again dismissed rumours of scriptwriters being fired from the show. "We have a full writing staff; there are three full-time staff writers and a freelancer: Evan Reilly (Rescue Me), Scott Gimple (FlashForward) and Angela Kang (Terriers) and one freelancer," he said.

"Darabont and [new executive producer] Glen Mazzara and myself are all working on the show. All that reporting about the writers being fired and going freelance, that was all something that never really happened."

King revealed earlier in the year that he had been involved in discussions with the makers of the Walking Dead television adaptation.

"House" to end after eighth season?

House star Hugh Laurie has suggested that the show could end after its eighth season.

The Fox medical drama's seventh season will conclude on May 23, with negotiations currently ongoing between Fox, NBC Universal and various cast members for another run.

Speaking to the Radio Times, Laurie said: "The end of that [eighth] season, right now, looks like the end of the show."

The actor is currently contracted for one more season, while many of his co-stars have yet to sign up for an eighth year

"That [additional season is] as far as they've got me for," he clarified.

House star Lisa Edelstein (Cuddy) recently insisted that the shows future is secure for the foreseeable future.

"Nobody at work seems to think [that the show] won't [return]," she said. "Everybody wants to come to a deal."

House continues on Mondays at 8/7c on Fox in the US and on Thursdays at 10pm on Sky1 in the UK.

"Atlantis" captivates 5m on BBC One

Glossy new BBC drama Atlantis premiered with 5 million viewers on Sunday evening, while Vera remained popular on ITV1, the latest audience data has revealed.

Atlantis, a factually-based drama telling the story of a massive natural disaster that shook the ancient world, averaged 5.04m (20.6%) for BBC One in the 9pm hour, peaking at 5.56m (23.6%) for the first 15 minutes.

Vera, a new detective show starring Brenda Blethyn, continued with 5.33m (21.8%) on ITV1 between 8pm and 10pm, roughly flat week-on-week, while 324k (1.5%) tuned in on ITV1+1.

Countryfile grabbed 6.01m (28.2%) on BBC One in the 7pm hour, while The Cube entertained 4.1m (18.8%) on ITV1 from 6.30pm and 208k (0.9%) on time-shift.

Antiques Roadshow had 5.85m (24%) on BBC One in the 8pm hour, and new arts strand Perspectives mustered 1.09m (6.6%) on ITV1 from 10.15pm.

On BBC Two, Britain's Secret Seas sailed in with 1.81m (7.4%) in the 8pm hour, while 115k (0.5%) watched on the BBC HD channel. Documentary Lord Sugar Tackles Football attracted 1.75m (7.2%) in the 9pm hour, before Match of the Day 2 scored with 2.78m (15.4%) from 10pm.

Channel 4's Come Dine With Me served up 1.65m (7.7%) in the 7pm hour and 339k (1.4%) on +1. The Hotel continued with 1.82m (7.4%) from 8pm and 246k (1%) on +1. A screening of How To Lose Friends and Alienate People took 1.75m (8.3%) from 9pm and 271k (2%) on time-shift.

Showings of Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger and X2 roused 855k (4.8%) and 1.2m (5%) on Channel 5 between 6pm and 10pm. Zombie drama The Walking Dead scared up 1.08m (5.8%) between 10pm and 11.30pm.

Overall, BBC One won prime-time with 22.3% against ITV1's 18.3% (+1: 1.1%). BBC Two came in third with 8.5%, followed by Channel 4 with 7.9% (+1: 1%) and Channel 5 with 5.2%.

Friday, May 6, 2011

'Fringe' star teases finale twists (may contain spoilers)

Fringe star John Noble has revealed new details about the show's third season finale. The actor told SkyTV that tonight's episode will end with an "astonishing cliffhanger to finish season three".

"We've been building for three years towards this moment of armageddon, and finally the machine comes to life and we have to deal with that," he explained. "Characters get killed, we're going to be go flashing forward into the future, and all of the characters from each side we'll meet up."

Fringe showrunner Jeff Pinkner previously claimed that "somebody who [fans of the show] love deeply" will die in the finale, but Noble denied that his character Walter Bishop will be killed off. 'I'm not going to get killed," he insisted. "All of our principal characters will be back next year, just maybe a little bit different." However, he added that the final cliffhanger will "upset" the Fox drama's loyal fans.

"[The fans will] be really upset," he said. "They'll be wanting to know how we did this, why we did this, and how we resolve it."

The third season of Fringe concludes tonight at 9/8c on Fox.

Watch the Fringe cast discuss the season finale below:

Dramatic Details Behind Charlie Sheen's $100 Million Two and Half Men Deal Revealed

With the deal signed just last year, before Sheen was fired from the show, the actor's manager Mark Burg reveals never-known details of how the negotiation went down with CBS chief Les Moonves.

Charlie Sheen negotiated his $100 million contact on Two and a Half Men in 2010 between the National Anthem and the start of a Lakers game, the June issue of Vanity Fair reports.

"Don't ever play poker with him," Sheen's manager, Mark Burg, tells the magazine. Recalling the contract negotiations, Burg says, "Warner Bros. was like, ‘We’re offering a million dollars [per episode] for two years, and nobody walks away from $48 million.’ I said, ‘Guys, he’s going to walk. I’m not bluffing.’”

Burg tells the magazine that CBS chairman Les Moonves "had two different schedules—one if Charlie didn’t come back,” before caving into Sheen's money demands -- and making him the highest-paid TV star in history.

"It wasn’t until the day before the up-fronts that I picked up my son at school, and we were driving to a Laker playoff game, and I had Charlie and his attorney Jake Bloom on speakerphone the entire drive down," says Burg. "At the time they were up to $72 million, a million and a half an episode. Jake gave Charlie a 25-minute speech about how this will set your grandchildren up and you could do whatever you want. ‘This is more than Kelsey Grammer made on Frasier.’"

"I parked the car, I’m now on my cell phone, walking into the stadium, and Charlie goes, ‘Pass. Mark, it’s a hundred million or I’m not doing it.’ Charlie hangs up, and Jake called up Bruce Rosenblum [president of Warner Bros. Television Group] and Les Moonves and passed during the national anthem," he goes on. "I’m like, ‘Wow, I hope he knows what he’s doing.”

But before the game even started, "they said yes [to $100 million]."

Burg also remembers Sheen's first encounter with Men co-creator Chuck Lorre, with whom he now has a contentious relationship.

“It was a really depressing meeting,” Burg says. "Chuck wanted Charlie, and he kind of pitched the show, but there was no script yet. Chuck’s dog had just passed away, and he was sad. He kept talking about the dog.”

Sheen wasn't convinced to do the show after that initial meeting: "I’ve got to read the script,” Sheen said.

When he eventually received the script, it "was awesome, it was great,” Burg says, “the best half-hour show on television.”

Still, Sheen said, "Pass."

"You know, you can’t talk Charlie into doing anything," Burg says. " He was nervous about acting with a kid. Angus [Jones] was what, six or seven?"

Eventually, Sheen decided to do the show. "The script was so strong. It had ‘hit show’ written all over it. We talked about story lines and where it would go, and Chuck and Charlie sat down creatively."

The article also explains how a then-sober Sheen helped his actor pal Tom Sizemore get over his addiction to drugs.

"I get a honking at my gate, and a girl I was seeing runs down and runs back and says, ‘It’s Charlie Sheen,’” Sizemore says, “so they let him in, and he went into my backyard, and he sat there for two days.”

Despite his best attempts to ignore him, Sheen said, "Tom, come over here and talk to me. Let me take you to [rehab centers] Promises or to Exodus. Let’s just go."

Sizemore then sneaked out his front door. "I came back at five in the morning. He’s still there."

Sheen wrote him a note that read, "I don’t know how deeply enmeshed you are with the dope. But I know this: the only thing one can do when one starts doing dope the way you do and I do is stop. Otherwise, you’re going to ruin your life and career, go to prison, have a terrible life, or all of the above. Here’s my number. Call me.'"

The article also claims that Sheen agreed to do an interview with Vanity Fair, and then demanded $1 million and editorial control. When the magazine declined, Sheen pulled out.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Watch Will Ferrell's Bin Laden sketch.

Will Ferrell has reprised his popular impression of former US President George W. Bush for a new sketch spoofing the death of Osama Bin Laden.

The comic satirised the former president on an almost weekly basis on Saturday Night Live until he left the programme in 2002 and later revived the characterisation for a stage show called You're Welcome America: A Final Night with George W. Bush.

In a new sketch for comedy website Funny or Die, Ferrell sends up current President Barack Obama's recent confirmation of the death of the terrorist leader Bin Laden by having the leader's predecessor announce that he's captured a menace of his own.



The sketch begins as Ferrell's caricature of Bush addresses viewers from the buffet line at a Sizzler restaurant.

He quips: "Tonight, as of 1400 hours military time, I can report to America, the world and the folks here at the Sizzler StreakHouse on Canyon Ranch Road, right outside of my gate-guarded community here in Dallas, Texas, where I also frequently eat lunch, that I've personally overseen a strategic and covert operation that killed the gopher [that's] been tearing up my backyard."

He then credits a network of "reliable" sources in the animal community as aiding the capture of the gopher responsible for "terrorising" former First Lady Laura Bush's garden after several years of intelligence gathering.

After detailing the creature's violent death, the address is concluded as a secret service agent informs the president that Bin Laden had been captured.

He replied: "They got Bin Laden? Well, that's two good things!"

Earlier this week, Ferrell appeared on Conan O'Brien's talkshow to shave the TV presenter's beard.

He will guest on tonight's edition of The Office, which airs at 9:00pm ET/8:00pm CT on NBC.
(source: DigitalSpy, FunnyOrDie)

Supernatural: Castiel's true Agenda revealed soon? (may contain Spoilers)

Supernatural producer Ben Edlund has revealed that Castiel's true agenda will soon be revealed.

It was recently revealed that the angel (played by Misha Collins) had betrayed the Winchesters by teaming up with the demon Crowley (Mark Sheppard).

"[Dean] has brought Cas into the family, so... it's going to hurt him deeply... to discover what we understand to be the case right now, which is that Cas is capable of working with a demon," said Edlund. "Even that [realisation] is going to be so painful. It's going to be a hard week for that good-looking b**tard."

Edlund, who also wrote this week's episode 'The Man Who Would Be King', admitted that the show's writing team had "hesitations" about exploring Castiel's dark side.

"I like the fish-out-of-water, dumb jokes, and I like Cas," he said. "I like the thing on camera that Misha created that complemented this new strain of creature, this angel coming into our world and gave a body and character to it. That's a really great thing.

"But one of the rules of Supernatural is loss, and losing things. You have to love something before you can feel its loss." Edlund previously confirmed that Castiel will go down "a pretty interesting path" as the show's sixth season draws to a close.

Supernatural continues on Friday at 9/8c on The CW.
(source: DigitalSpy)

'Nikita' star confirms finale death

Melinda Clarke has confirmed that someone will die in the season finale of Nikita. Clarke, who plays Amanda, refused to reveal too many details about the episode airing on May 12. However, she told Zap2It: "I can say that somebody dies in the finale." Clarke would not confirm which character will be killed off but admitted that she believes Amanda will die at some point in the lifetime of the show.

"Hopefully the show continues for three or four seasons, or even more, but my opinion is that by the time we know the show is ending, I would say that Amanda might die," she said. "She died in the other series and all the baddies might have to go away at some point. Anybody can be knocked off. We still need to have good and bad, so hopefully Amanda has a lot more."

The CW recently renewed a number of its series but the future of Nikita is still uncertain. However, Clarke revealed that she is optimistic that it will return for a second season. "I think this show will just keep getting better because now we've established really important relationships and I think what audiences love is the connection between people," she said. "We have this high production value and the show looks amazing.

"Season two could be really, really exciting and I'm hoping personally that it has a lot to do with the relationships because in the finale there's a moment - for me as an actor, there's one line where you see her as a human being. Well, there's a few moments, but she's doing what needs to be done."

Nikita airs on Thursdays at 9/8c on The CW.
(source: DigitalSpy)

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

'Locke & Key' TV series in doubt?

Fox may not commission a full series based on the forthcoming Locke & Key pilot, it has been reported. According to Deadline, the network may be reluctant to pick up science-fiction shows for its upcoming season.

"I hear Fox's new crop of dramas may not include a sci-fi entry this year as both Locke & Key and Alcatraz have cooled off," wrote the website's Nellie Andreeva. Fox recently renewed Fringe for an additional season, sparking rumours that it may not have the budget to commission another sci-fi-themed programme.

Published by IDW, Locke & Key is a supernatural drama inspired by the work of horror author HP Lovecraft. The story follows a family who move to a new home and discover mysterious keys hidden within its walls. Sarah Bolger, Nick Stahl, Jesse McCartney, Ksenia Solo, Skylar Gaertner and Harrison Thomas will all star in the Locke & Key pilot, which has been directed by Otto Romanek.

'Community' exec not planning cliffhanger

Community creator Dan Harmon has revealed that he is not planning to end the current season with a cliffhanger.

The comedy was renewed for a third run earlier this year but Harmon explained that he does not feel the need to keep the audience guessing.

"We did a cliffhanger last year, so this year there will just be an unresolved element to give some energy to the top of the third season," he told TV Line. "I would do the cliffhanger in season one again if I could, because I wanted to get people talking about a show they weren't talking about. But this season, I don't see the need for that serialised thing. This will give us more options to make a really good first episode of the third season."

Harmon's comments seem to contradict Community star Alison Brie, who previously confirmed that there will be a cliffhanger.

The two-part Community season finale, which will feature a guest appearance from Josh Holloway, will begin on Thursday at 8/7c on NBC.

Lifetime develops 'Modern Love' drama pilot

Lifetime has started developing a new drama called Modern Love. The network announced that it has picked up a pilot of the show, which has been created by The Big C's executive producer Jenny Bicks.

The project focuses on Simon McElvane, a newspaper science editor who is struggling to deal with a problematic marriage and his relationship with his adopted teenage daughter. Simon is surprised when he is put in charge of his newspaper's 'Modern Love' column and begins to learn about life and love. The show will also include stories based on actual newspaper columns from the New York Times.

Lifetime also announced that it will premiere new dramas Against The Wall and The Protector, which was formerly known as Exit 19, in the summer. Meanwhile, the network's hit Army Wives has been renewed for a sixth season.

Lifetime's president Nancy Dubuc said: "This diverse slate built upon great stories and characters is the right mix of bold, confident and relevant programming viewers can expect from Lifetime.

Simon Cowell Reveals Next TV Project

The British roulette-style game show will see contestants competing to win a cash prize.

LONDON -- Simon Cowell has unveiled his next British TV project, a roulette-style game show that will see contestants compete to win a cash prize of one million pounds.

Cowell will co-present the ITV1 show with Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donelly, co-hosts of I'm a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here, another big ITV1 hit.

Cowell said the "high-concept" show would see contestants compete in a series of chance-based events -- with the 7000 initial contestants being whittled down to a handful  who will face the roulette wheel in the final. Red or Black is set to air in a TV event that will air on seven consecutive nights on British TV this fall, scheduling in the same way as Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? when it launched almost a decade ago.

"A lot of TV shows I see are quite boring. I like the fact that we are doing something that is high-concept," said Cowell. "Every single night someone is going to have to make that decision [red or black -- to win a million pounds]. That isn't something we have seen more than a few times on television. Thank goodness ITV gives us the budget to do something big."
Red or Black will be produced by ITV Studios and Cowell's production outfit Syco.

(source: THR)

HBO's 'Game of Thrones' Ratings Hits Series High

HBO's Game of Thrones hit a series high in its third week on television.
On Sunday, 2.4 million viewers tuned into the 9 p.m. airing of the third episode. Combined with the 11 p.m. encore, a total of 3.1 million viewers tuned in Sunday night, a new record for the series adaptation of the George R.R. Martin novels.

Thrones debuted to 2.2 million viewers for its premiere airing, remaining steady the following week in the ratings. So far, HBO is saying the Thrones premiere has drawn an audience of 8.7 million from linear plays, DVR and HBO On Demand.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Donald Trump: I've Already Made Decision on Presidential Run

Celebrity Apprentice star Donald Trump says he's already decided whether he's going to run for president, but he won't make any official announcements until after his NBC show's finale later this month.

"In my mind, I have already decided," Trump told Bloomberg News on Sunday. "I am going to announce. But I can't do anything until the show ends."

Trump has previously said that he was mulling the idea of making an announcement about his potential bid for the Republican presidential nomination on the Celebrity Apprentice finale, which airs May 22. Because he is unable to announce his actual candidacy on a network TV show, Trump would most likely be giving a date for the actual announcement.

Meanwhile, Trump told Bloomberg that wants to focus on "making our country rich and respected." His goals would be to create jobs, boost the economy and prevent China and the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries from taking advantage of the United States.

Trump has been doing well in recent polls, some of which place him as a front-runner among the potential Republican candidates.

But he's angered many in Hollywood -- including Jerry Seinfeld, Robert De Niro and Whoopi Goldberg -- with his comments about President Obama's birth certificate and grades.

At the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday night, Trump was skewered by Obama and host Seth Meyers.

"I know he's taken some flack lately," Obama said, "but no one is prouder to put this birth certificate issue to rest than Donald, and that's because he can get back to the issues that matter, like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?"

Among Meyers' quips: "Donald Trump said that he was running for president as a Republican. That's funny, because I thought he was running as a joke."

On Sunday's Fox and Friends, Trump fired back.

"Well, I really understood what I was getting into -- I didn't know that I'd be virtually the sole focus," he said, adding, "I had no idea it would be to that extent, where you know, it was just joke after joke after joke. It was almost like, is there anyone else they could talk about?"
(source: THR)

Law & Order: Criminal Intent Takes on Charlie Sheen for Season Premiere

After a year off the beat, don't expect Law & Order: Criminal Intent detectives Goren (Vincent D'Onofrio) and Eames (Kathryn Erbe) to get much time to adjust back to the daily grind.

"This episode really keeps Goren and Eames on their toes," Erbe says of the Season 10 premiere. "We would think we were on one path — we had someone in our sights who we thought was guilty — and then they would be killed."
Cynthia Nixon to guest on Law & Order: CI

The first case of the series' final season involves a murdered young call girl and the hard-partying, train-wreck fashion designer behind her. The episode, inspired by Charlie Sheen's recent troubles, features Jay Mohr in the Sheen role.
"We had an amazing time," Erbe says. "Jay literally had the crew on the floor laughing in every scene he was in."

Law & Order: Criminal Intent premieres Sunday at 9/8c on USA.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

NCIS Creator Suing CBS Over NCIS: LA

Don Bellisario
NCIS creator Don Bellisario has filed a lawsuit against CBS, seeking unspecified damages for not profiting from the creation of NCIS: LA, Deadline reports.

The complaint, filed at the Los Angeles Superior Court on Thursday, claims Bellisario was not given the first opportunity to develop and participate in the NCIS: LA spin-off, and thus has not profited from it.

Cote de Pablo signs on for two more years on NCIS

Bellisario was let go from NCIS in 2007. Shane Brennan took up the reins on the series and created the NCIS: LA series. NCIS is a spin-off of JAG, which was also created by Bellisario.

"Pursuant to the first opportunity provisions of Plaintiffs' contracts with CBS, CBS is contractually obligated to compensate Bellisario for NCIS:LA, including a percentage of its profits as well as a certain fixed compensation," the lawsuit says.


In response to the lawsuit, CBS released a statement. "Don Bellisario has no rights to what he is claiming in this suit. The contract is clear, the facts are undeniable and the courts won't need Naval intelligence to conclude that the case has no merit. We continue to honor all of our obligations to Mr. Bellisario under the actual agreement."

Friday, April 29, 2011

Charlie Sheen 'not in Two and a Half Men reboot'

Two and a Half Men producer Chuck Lorre reportedly plans to reboot the show without Charlie Sheen.

According to sources for The Hollywood Reporter, Lorre wants to relaunch the Warner Bros-produced sitcom and introduce a new character to fill the void left by Sheen, who was fired in March.

The new character has yet to be cast; however, rumours have suggested that Woody Harrelson, Jeremy Piven and Bob Saget have been considered.

The idea of a rotating roommate casting, which would feature several different actors visiting the show, has also reportedly been suggested.

Men's return to the CBS schedule has not yet been confirmed by the network. Nevertheless, the report suggests that the series will return for an eighth season.

Lorre's new plan for the show is said to include greater screen time for co-star Jon Cryer.

Sheen has previously suggested that he may rejoin the cast of Men, even going so far as to say that he would consider dropping his lawsuit against CBS in order to return to the show.

Steve Carell's final Episode: What happened in "The Office"

Steve Carell's final episode of The Office aired tonight, which saw his character Michael Scott attempting to say goodbye to his Dunder Mifflin co-workers on his final day at the company.

However, unbeknownst to the staff, he was planning his departure a day earlier than expected and tried to hide this fact from everyone.

Michael's last words to the employees came in many forms. When speaking to Oscar, Michael presented him with a gag gift of a homemade scarecrow, which he pretended to have spent a lot of time on. With others, such as Kevin, Angela and Stanley, he shared words of wisdom. He also left Dwight his long sought-after letter of recommendation and the pair later played a game of paintball in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot.

He became emotional when it came to parting from Jim and Pam. As they met in his office, Jim invited Michael to lunch and revealed that he knew Michael was leaving earlier than planned. Both men came close to tears as they expressed their appreciation for one another and eventually decided to avoid drawing out their goodbyes, instead pretending that they would see one another the next day as previously planned. However, Pam was out of the office and only returned as Michael was pulling out in his cab.

Later, as he checked in at the airport, Pam surprised him by showing up to give him a final hug, having gone through security to reach him.

"This is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest," he said as he removed his microphone for the final time and headed towards his departure gate.

Several guests stars have been announced to appear in the show's upcoming season finale as potential candidates to replace Carell/Scott, including Catherine Tate, James Spader, Ray Romano and Will Arnett.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Tonight: Nikita, Glass House

Frustrated that Nikita (Maggie Q) continues to intercept his black boxes, Percy (Xander Berkeley) sends Michael (Shane West) to check on one of the boxes and the guardian attached to it.

Nikita makes it to the small Pennsylvania town first and is shocked to find that the guardian is a normal woman named Dana (guest star Christina Moses) who has abandoned her post and is attempting to live a normal life with her husband and child. Tensions mount when Michael is forced to report Dana's actions and Division swarms in to clean up any evidence of her existence.

Meanwhile, Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) and Jaden (Tiffany Hines) get into an argument and Nathan (guest star Thad Luckinbill) gets caught in the middle.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Supernatural Renewed For 7th Season (Trailer)

Some good news coming out of The CW for Supernatural today: Supernatural has been officially renewed for a seventh season.  While a seventh season seemed like a forgone conclusion after many years where the fate of Supernatural was left up in the air, fans were anxiously waiting for this news to finally be confirmed.
A lot of factors likely went into ensuring Supernatural another spot on the schedule next year. One is likely the ending of Smallville, which is another show that appeared on the original WB network along with Supernatural

The ending of Smallville means that the network is losing one of its three supernatural-based shows (with The Vampire Diaries being the third).  Losing a staple like Smallville - which isn't bad considering it's just ending its tenth season - could have made the network happy to hang on to another long-running show.  Especially considering Supernatural has consistently performed well in the ratings.  This year marked the move of Supernatural to Friday nights (to once again be paired with Smallville, which had been on Friday nights since the Fall of 2009), but the change didn't really impact Supernatural's ratings.  It's holding steady in all of The CW's key demos and has had consistently steady ratings for the network.

Another factor was the announcement that Supernatural's two main stars - Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles - had renewed their original six year contact for one additional year.  With the ending of both Smallville and the incredibly likely cancellation of Life Unexpected (pretty much a forgone conclusion), The CW is left with at least two open spots on their schedule, maybe more depending on what happens with One Tree Hill, Nikita and Hellcats.  While they have a few strong potential pilots to fill the empty spots on the Fall schedule, there's no sense in ending Supernatural now and ridding themselves of a stable show for a new one with unknown results.

I know a lot of fans will be wondering where the show goes from here.  We were all asking that towards the end of season 5, actually.  Supernatural's creator, Eric Kripke, had stuck to his original five year plan, with the apocalypse storyline ending in the season 5 finale.  When Kripke handed the reins of showrunner to executive producer/writer Sera Gamble at the end of last season, fans were left wondering "where do we go from here?"  The good news is that Sam Winchester returned from the Hell he jumped into in the season 5 finale.  We also explored stories involving Sam without a soul and the rise of monsters.  What season 6 has been lacking, however, is the strong season-long arc and terrifying big bad that many previous seasons excelled at.  However, the show had to find its footing again after concluding a multi-year arc, so it's understandable.  Season 7 could go a long way to making up for a few of the weaker aspects of season 6.

As a fan, I'm thrilled to watch the Winchester brothers on my screen for another year.  I'm curious to see where the show can go next season and to see where this cliffhanger we've been promised in the season finale can lead.

A new episode of Supernatural will be airing this week on April 29. Watch the Trailer below:
(clarissa @ tvovermind.com)

The Trump & De Niro Feud Rages On!

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --

Potential presidential candidate Donald Trump has fired back at Robert De Niro after the actor alluded that the real estate mogul-turned-reality star was nothing more than “a car salesman.”

The war of words began on Saturday during a discussion with NBC News’ Brian Williams at the Tribeca Film Festival when the actor was asked about the recently averted government shutdown.

“I won’t mention names, but certain people in the news the last couple weeks, just, what are they doing? It’s crazy. They’re making statements about people that they don’t even back up,” the actor said, according to Movieline. “Go get the facts before you start saying things about people.”

Williams asked if he was referring to Trump, who has become very vocal about questioning if President Barack Obama was born in the United States.

“Any of those people have shows on my network on Sunday night?” the NBC Nightly News anchor asked.

“It’s like a big hustle. It’s like being a car salesman. Don’t go out there and say things unless you can back them up,” De Niro continued. “How dare you? That’s awful to do. To just go out and speak and say these terrible things? Unless you just wanna get over and get the job. It’s crazy.”

On Monday, Trump fired back during a phone interview on “FOX & Friends.”

“Well he’s not the brightest bulb on the planet,” Trump said of De Niro. “I’ve been watching him over the years and I like his acting, but, you know, in terms of when I watch him doing interviews and various other things, we’re not dealing with Albert Einstein.”

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Doctor Who Premiere Blasts BBC America Ratings Record

The Doctor's invasion of America has paid off.

The premiere of the new season of Doctor Who -- the first time the Time Lord filmed on American soil -- drew nearly 1.27 million viewers for BBC America on Saturday, making it the channel's highest-rated, most-watched telecast ever for live and same day viewing.

That's 71,000 more viewers than the BBC America's previous best -- the premiere of last season's Doctor Who in April 2010.

The series kicked off with the two-parter "The Impossible Astronaut," which featured the Doctor (Matt Smith) and his traveling companions taking on a new alien race known as the Silence.

Showtime renews "The Borgias" for Season 2

Who can't get enough historical pope dramas? Showtime, that's who.

The network picked up The Borgias for a second season, it was announced Monday.

"The Borgias has become Sunday night appointment viewing for a broad swath of our subscribers,"  Showtime's entertainment head David Nevins said in a statement. "Neil Jordan's cleverly crafted tale of a 15th century papal family has proven quickly addictive. It's a tribute to his incredible skills as an auteur and to the extraordinary cast led by Jeremy Irons that this show fits so seamlessly into our line-up of quality shows."

The series stars Jeremy Irons as the corrupt Rodrigo Borgia, whose family builds an empire on sin and backstabbing. The Season 1 finale airs on Sunday, May 22 at 10/9c.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

NBC yanks 'Paul Reiser Show' after only two episodes

NBC is no longer mad about Paul Reiser, pulling The Paul Reiser Show off the air after airing only two episodes. The comedy — which replaced Perfect Couples in the Thursday-at-8:30 p.m. slot and featured the Mad About You star playing himself — drew a meager 3.3 million viewers for its April 14 premiere and was dismissed by critics. Last night’s episode performed even worse, attracting only 2.5 million viewers and earning a 0.9 rating in the 18-to-49 demo. The network currently has no plans to air Reiser‘s remaining episodes, and will show repeats of The Office in its place for the rest of the season.

"Doctor Who" review: "The Impossible Astronaut"


If you'd managed to avoid Steven Moffat's comments about this "dark" series opener, then you might initially expect 'The Impossible Astronaut' to be something of a romp. The Doctor's amusing antics through time, and another of River's humourous departures from the Stormcage facility, lead our heroes to Utah, where a fateful reunion is on the cards. The Doctor Who team's US location shooting has certainly paid off, lending these early scenes a grand scale that the series could scarcely have expected to achieve in 2005, let alone in 1963.

The episode's early sense of fun is of course merely intended to lull us gullible viewers into a false sense of security. Seven minutes in, a nation's collective jaw dropped as The Doctor - this show's lead - is mercilessly gunned down. This plot twist is simply stunning, and it's difficult to imagine even casual viewers not sitting up to pay attention at this point.

On a purely parental note though, while scares for the kiddies are all well and good, it's perhaps questionable how traumatic it could be for a young child to see their hero shot to death and subsequently burnt up.

Of course, The Doctor soon returns via a timey-wimey, bumpy-wumpy plot device, and the Tardis-set scene that follows, in which the suspicious Time Lord interrogates his companions, is a particular highlight. Matt Smith is at his very best when questioning Alex Kingston's River about her past, his vaguely threatening presence a million miles away from the jolly, apple-craving man-child that we first met in 'The Eleventh Hour'. At this point, it's worth mentioning that each of the series regulars is on top form in this episode. The more abrasive aspects of Amy Pond's personality seem to have been toned down this year, and Karen Gillan responds with her best, most sympathetic performance to date. Arthur Darvill also lives up to his recent promotion to full-time companion. His comic timing is simply superb, but he excels too in the episode's darker moments.

With the series arc firmly established, the plot for this two-parter really kicks into gear. This first episode has a strong American feel, emphasised not only by the filming in Utah, but also by the ensemble lead cast and the presence of guest star Mark Sheppard, a veteran of cult shows such as Battlestar Galactica and Supernatural. The gravel-voiced actor takes on a rare heroic role here and is predictably brilliant as former FBI operative Canton Everett Delaware. The episode's other major guest star Stuart Milligan also turns in a solid performance as Richard Nixon and avoids making the President a blustering cliché. He is however slightly hampered by facial prosthetics that perhaps stray a little too far into the realm of cartoonish exaggeration.

After a brilliantly comic and exciting incursion into the White House, a deeply creepy scene in a bathroom affords us our first full glimpse of the Silents. The creatures are undoubtedly a triumph - genuinely creepy and memorable, with an interesting gimmick. But to put on my Mary Whitehouse hat once more, it's again debatable whether the unsettling scene in which a Silent confronts Amy and kills the White House staffer Joy should really be broadcast at 6pm.

As the Tardis team and Canton hunt the source of Nixon's recent phone calls, the episode's frantic pace slows a little, allowing for some nice character moments. River and Amy's discussion regarding the flexibility of time is certainly intriguing and, with The Doctor's fate in the balance, a definitive answer to the question 'Can time be rewritten?' seems like it could finally be on its way. It was an interesting decision to pair off Rory and River in these final scenes, but it works brilliantly. The two characters bring out the best in each other, as we finally see past River's bravado and get a glimpse of the broken heart beneath, while Rory silently broods over the state of his own marriage.

The episode then concludes with a magnificent double-blow of a cliffhanger, as Amy reveals her pregnancy to The Doctor and the impossible astronaut returns. Though the extended use of slow-motion is perhaps over-egging things just a little here, this cliffhanger is still one of the best that Doctor Who has ever done. Period.


All in all, this is a fantastic launch for the sixth series of Doctor Who. The only obvious criticism is that this instalment and the one that follows could prove too confusing and too frightening for kids, but perhaps we're just underestimating the show's young fans? Time will tell, as it always does, but ultimately the fact that a show that's been running on-and-off for almost 50 years can still subvert expectations, and produce something as simultaneously shocking and thrilling as 'The Impossible Astronaut', is something for the Who team to be proud of.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Game of Thrones Premiere Recap

Three solders of the Night's Watch are seen leaving the Wall to track wildlings. As they separate to search the area, one soldier finds a horrifying sight. People have been torn limb from limb, their heads on stakes. As he turns to flee, he sees a young girl hanging from a tree, seemingly looking right at him, though she is dead.

When he reports to his commander, the man sneers that they are savages, what does he expect. The reporting soldier says he's never seen wildlings do anything like this. The other soldier wants to head back for the wall, but the commander mocks him for fearing the dead. He orders the men back on their horses so he can examine the area the first soldier found. That soldier tries to get through to him. Whatever did that to those people could do the same to them. The children weren't even spared. The commander quips "It's a good thing we're not children." He tells the man to run away south, but he'll be beheaded as a deserter - unless his commander catches him first. He orders him on his horse for the last time, and the soldier obeys.

When they return to the scene of the massacre, there is nobody there. The second in command tells the soldier to see where they went, thus sparing his life. For when he goes to explore, the commander and his first are brutally attacked. The horses flee, and the young soldier sees the wildling girl again; but this time she's alive, and her eyes are an unearthly blue. He flees. the first is right behind him, and is beheaded before his eyes. Somehow, he escapes.

The young solder is captured by soldiers who answer to Eddard Stark, on Winterfell land. Bran practices his archery as his parents look on. Sansa and Arya practice their needlework. Sansa's is wonderful, but Arya's attention is drawn outside to the archers. Bran is unhappy that he can't even hit the target, never mind the mark. He tries a final time, and the arrow finds the center. Alas, his sister Arya was the shooter. Amidst much whooping and laughter, he gives chase. The family hilarity is interrupted by the report of the captured deserter. Ned leaves, to the dismay of his wife, Catelyn. He orders Bran to join him. She tries to sway him by telling him Bran is too young. Ned says "He won't be a boy forever. And winter is coming." She looks down to her older son, asking with her eyes to guard and guide Bran.

The soldier warns Ned before he is executed. Get word to his family. He knows what he saw. Ned kisses his sword hilt and passes judgment before beheading the man. As he speaks, Jon warns Bran not to look away. Ned will know if he does. He beheads the man, and Bran never blinks. Jon tells him he did well. Robb walks him back to the horses, where Ned explains why he had to be the one who wielded the sword. He passed the sentence, so it was his duty. Bran asks if it's true about the white walkers. Ned tells him they've been gone for thousands of years. So was he lying? Maybe in his mind, they were real.

The team stops when they find a dismembered deer. There are no mountain lions in these woods, so what killed it? They find a dead direwolf mother with her cubs still living. Five cubs. Same as house Stark. But how? There are no direwolves south of the wall. Ned hands one to Bran. Jon points out that the direwolves are an extension of the house. One for each child. Theon Greyjoy almost puts one to death, but Ned stops him at Jon's words. The children are to feed and care for their own wolves. If they die, they will be responsible for burying them. Bran says "What about you?" to Jon. Jon says he's not a Stark, but hears a sound behind him. There was a sixth direwolf cub. His. He may not be a Stark, but Ned IS his father. The runt of the litter is white, like Snow. That one would be his.

At King's Landing, Capital of the Seven Kingdoms, a dead man lies in state. Jaime Lannister approaches Cersei, telling her as his brother, it is his duty to inform her that she worries too much. She returns that he's not serious about anything. She asks if it's possible Jon Arryn told her husband. Jaime figures that if he had, both their heads would be skewered on pikes at the city gates. Whatever Jon knew or didn't know died with him.

Jon Arryn was the Hand of the King, and now that he's dead, Cersei figures Jaime should have the job. He doesn't want it.

Back at Winterfell, a raven comes bearing news. Catelyn tracks down her husband to deliver it. When she arrives, she tells him after all these years, she still feels like an outsider in this place. He believes that since she has borne five northern children, she is most certainly not an outsider. She tells him she is deeply sorry, but the raven brought bad news from King's Landing. Jon Arryn is dead. Fever. He was like a father to Ned. His family was spared.

And now, the bad news. The king rides for Winterfell, with Queen Cersei and all the rest of them. Ned knows that if the king is en route, he's to be picked as the new Hand of the King.

The castle is readied for the arrival of the royal party. The young men of the house are prepared for the arrival as well, much to their dismay. Bran watches from the top of the castle. He's like a monkey, clambering from one spot to another by handholds only he knows. His mother sees him and rebukes him. No climbing! How many times has he been told. She makes him promise. No more climbing. He promises, though it pains him. She asks him if he realizes that he always looks at his feet before he lies. They grin at each other before she tells him to run and find his father and tell him the king is in sight.

Arya joins the people watching the party arrive, and her mother notices she's not with the family as expected. She runs and joins them at the last minute, wearing a soldier's helmet. Sansa and Prince Joffrey exchange eyes and smiles. As the king enters the yard, all kneel, heads bowed. Robert walks over and bids Eddard stand. Once he does, the entire courtyard rises.

Robert tells Ned he's gotten fat. Ned gives Robert a quick once-over, and they both burst into laughter. He greets both Ned and Cat with a hug. As they talk, the Queen gets out of a carriage. Robert meets the Stark children. The family greets Cersei formally, as Queen. She's very cold.

Ned asks Robert how Jon Arryn passed. He tells him it was quick. They both loved Jon. They stop, and Robert says "Lord Eddard Stark, I would name you the hand of the king." Ned drops to one knee and says he's not worthy. Robert orders him to stand and tells him he helped Robert win the iron throne, now he needs him to help keep it. They were meant to rule together. If Ned's sister had lived, he and Robert would have been bound by blood. He says it's not too late. Joffrey and Sansa can join the houses.

Tyrion sucks down a goblet of wine while a whore does something similar on his behalf. She helps him undress while they chat about the Queen's brothers. She hears they call the one "the imp." The smile falls from Tyrion's face as he informs her that he hears he hates that nickname. Jaime walks in on them. Cersei wants to see him. Tyrion is going to be busy with the whore. Jaime figured that could be true, so he brings in three more so Tyrion will be done by sundown.

Robert mourns at his bride's graveside. He hates that she's underground. She should be above ground, in the sun and breeze. The Targaryen's are responsible for her death, and they're gone. Robert angrily says "Not all of them."

In Pentos, Daenerys Targaryen is startled by her brother calling for her. He bears a gift from the man who houses them, Illyrio Mopatis. Dany is confused. They've been there for a year, and he's never asked for anything. Viserys says that's because Illyrio knows he will be remembered when he regains his throne. He disrobes his sister. As he touches her, she remains calm and unresponsive. He wants her to be perfect today. She doesn't want to wake the dragon, does she? Dany shakes her head, then says 'no'. He leaves, and she gets into the tub. A handmaid tries to warn her it's too hot, but Dany just sinks into the water.

She and her brother wait with Illyrio for honored guests. When the company arrives, they are led by Khal Drogo. He introduces Khal and his party to the brother and sister as the rightful heirs to the throne. As he speaks to the visitors, Viserys assures Dany that because the leader has never had his hair cut by losing a fight, he is one of the finest killers alive. A savage, of course. And Dany is to be his queen. She is summoned forward to meet Khal Drogo for the first time. She goes, eyes open and head held high. He turns and rides away from her without a word. Viserys fears they did something wrong, but Illyrio assures him the ceremony is complete. If Dany had displeased him, they would most assuredly have been made aware.

Illyrio and Viserys talk as though Dany is nonexistent. Viserys says he gives Drogo a queen, and Drogo gives him an army. Dany interjects that she does not wish to be his queen. She wants to go home. But they have no way to go home, without Khal Drogo's men. In fact, he'd let 40,000 of Drogo's men, and their horses, have Dany if that's what it took to get his throne back. He kisses her forehead and walks away.

Sansa asks Catelyn if Joffrey will like her, or find her ugly. She finds him handsome, and wants to know when they can wed. Ned hasn't even said yes yet. Why wouldn't he? Catelyn points out that Sansa would have to leave home, leave her mother, to be with Joffrey. Sansa retorts that Catelyn left her home to come to Winterfell. She begs her mother to tell Ned to say yes.

A royal feast is served at Winterfell. Robert dances with and kisses another woman before Cersei's eyes.

Uncle Benjen greets Jon in the courtyard. Jon is in the courtyard because Queen Cersei would have been offended by a bastard in their midst. Nobody cares from bastards on the wall. Jon pleads with his uncle to take him with when he returns to the wall. Ned can't tell him no if Benjen asks. Benjen tells him he doesn't know what he's asking. None of them have families. They'll never father sons. Jon doesn't care. Benjen says that could change. He needs to get inside, rescue Ned from his guests.

As he leaves, Tyrion calls out to Jon. "Your uncle's in the Night's Watch." He's out there drinking, preparing for an evening with the Starks. Jon correctly identifies him as the queen's brother, and Tyrion returns the favor by correctly identifying him as Ned Stark's bastard. Jon takes offense, but Tyrion gives him some sound advice. Be who you are. Never forget. Wear it like armor, and the truth can never be used to hurt you. He turns to leave, but Jon calls after him "What the hell would you know about being a bastard?" "All dwarves are bastards, in their father's eyes."


Back at the feast, Benjen and Ned discuss the boy who was beheaded. He tells him about the wights. Wildling ambush. Direwolves south of the wall. Madness. And Ned might be the next Hand of the King. "Winter is coming." Robb greets Benjen with a hug. Catelyn and Cersei chat, and Sansa greets them. Sansa and Joffrey catch each other's eye again.

Jaime cuts off Ned and gets in his face about being the Hand, and getting old. Ned stands up to him. Arya starts shooting peas at Sansa, who promptly bursts into tears from the humiliation. Robb is directed wordlessly by his mother to remove Arya. Time for bed.

In bed, Ned discusses the offer with Catelyn. She says she won't let the king take him. He says Robert can do what he wants. He's the king. She says she'll stand up to him. Ned wonders how he got so fat. Cat says he only stops eating when it's time for a drink. They are interrupted by a gentleman with news from Cat's sister, Lysa. She was married to Jon Arryn. It was sent from the Eyrie. What's she doing there? She hasn't been back there since the wedding. Cat burns the letter, but fills Ned in. Lysa said Jon Arryn was murdered by the Lannisters, so she fled the capital. She says the king is in danger. He thinks it's widow grief. Cat disagrees. They murdered the last Hand. Ned shouldn't take the job. He spent half his life fighting Robert's wars. In Catelyn's eyes, Ned owes Robert nothing.

Daenarys sits at Khal Drogo's side at a celebration. Gifts are brought before them. Her brother sits off to the side, and glances at her, then asks Illyrio when he gets his army. He will when Khal is ready. The celebrants begin fighting over the women. Khal looks on in approval. Dany looks sick. A knight delivers a gift to Dany. He served her father for many years, and hopes to again serve the rightful king (this with a nod to Viserys). His name is Ser Jorah Mormont. Illyrio waves him over.

A gift of dragon eggs is delivered to Daenarys. Illyrio tells her time has turned them to stone, but they will always be beautiful. Khal gets up and walks away, leaving Dany behind. Everybody closes in behind her as she walks toward her groom. He waits for her beside a white horse, whose coat and mane are the same color as hers. Khal picks her up and places her on her horse before he mounts his. Her brother's last words to her are "Make him happy."


Dany looks out at the water. Khal sees tears on her face, and says no. It seems to be the only word he knows, and she comments as such. He undresses her, and Dany protectively crosses her arms. He uncrosses them, and begins to caress her. She falls to the ground, crying.

Robert and Ned prepare to go out hunting wild boar. Robert thanks him for saying yes. He knows Ned as the last loyal friend he has. He promises to make sure that Ned doesn't look so grim all the time. Bran smiles at his father as he leaves, and his direwolf approaches him.

After they ride off, Bran starts climbing. He arrives at a window, where the sounds of lovemaking are heard. He looks in and sees Jaime making love to his sister, the queen. Cersei. Robert's wife. They look up and see Bran. Jaime grabs him, and asks if he's completely mad. Bran remains mute as Cersei repeats "He saw us!" Jaime sees how far off the ground they are, and asks Bran how old he is. "Ten." Jaime repeats the age, then says "The things I do for love" before shoving Bran into the air.

( source: TVRage )